So Glad I am a Redhead......

[Gypsy Heart]

Snow Blonde
One winter morning a couple was listening
to the radio over breakfast.
They hear the announcer say,
We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again,
the radio announcer says,
We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast,
when the radio announcer says,
We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park ..."
Then the power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on

her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on
so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men
who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says,
Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

 

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[wolfmanjoe3]

Ouch. LOL - glad my wife is a brunette.

 

[stefen]

Two horses and a blonde.

One day a blonde buys two horses but she can't tell them apart so she calls up her friend and says," I got these two horses but I can't tell them apart.

What should I do?"

Her friend says try tying a ribbon in one of your horses tails."

The next day the blonde calls back and says,"

It didn't work the ribbon came out. What now."

So her friend says," Try spray painting one of your horses manes."

The blonde calls back the next day and says,"The spray paint washed out."

So her friend says,"I am all out of ideas."

So the next day the blonde calls back and says,"I just figured out that the white horse is ten inches taller than the black horse!"

 

[Jeffro]

What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Normal.


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.


A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"

 

[stefen]

 

[Eu_citzen]

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Redhead goes to the Doctor...She says "Doctor, Every spot on my body hurts"

"Really" says Doc..."Yes ,watch " she answers.

With that ,she poked herself in the arm..."Ouch," she exclaims. Then she pokes herself on the leg..."Ouch Ouch ",she says again.She pushes her belly and screams...Her head and screams.

The doctor says, " You arent really a redhead are you?"

" No",she admits,"Actually I am a blonde"

"I thought so" ,answers the Doc, "Your finger is broken!"