Some people never change!

Dano Sverige

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I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but i can still fit into your ex wife! .....I didn't just say that, you're imagining it, honest! :laughing9: :-X
 

truckinbutch

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Dano Sverige said:
I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but i can still fit into your ex wife! .....I didn't just say that, you're imagining it, honest! :laughing9: :-X
Fit in or fall in ? There is a difference in equiptment on both sides of the equasion .
I'll use the same disclaimer about this post that you used in yours :tongue3:
 

truckinbutch

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My wife watched as I read and responded to this post . Her response was ,'And she is probably still his
x-wife , too .'
Sorry . She's a bit grumpy today .
 

aa battery

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my current and last wife is only 20lbs heavier than when i met her 35 years ago. P.S. she is alot meaner now.
 

Dano Sverige

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Happy to be of service TT ma'am. lol.
(Spart's not responded, i think i'm in trouble! Good job i didn't add the bit about..."like i did in high school" too! Sorry mate, but you left yourself wide open for that one lol)
 

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My exwife is mad because my current wife is 20 years younger than me and wears sizes 0, 1 and 3's..... :laughing7:
 

FarmerChick

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Dano Sverige said:
I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but i can still fit into your ex wife! .....I didn't just say that, you're imagining it, honest! :laughing9: :-X

:laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9:
 

packerbacker

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Thanks a lot Dano...........I had to explain this to my grandson!! >:(
 

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spartacus53

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Dano, I am sure you weren't the only one.. Do you remember her nickname Tapioca? Tapioca, because she could be made in a minute :laughing7:
 

Frankn

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There was an old joke from high school days that I dare not repeat but the punch line was " Don't fall in alter you remove the man hole cover" Frank
 

pat-tekker-cat

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ROFLMBO!!!! :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: Thanks spart, for that daily fix!

Yeah, no rope and board needed here! :laughing7:

Ya'll please keep having fun, for me. I'll be back, thanks! 8)
 

packerbacker

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funny thing spart, we had a different name for her. We nicknamed her "Rodeo". It was always exciting to be in the heat of passion and call her by another girls name. The trick then was to try and stay on for 8 seconds!
 

Frankn

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Pat, you heard the joke! I didn't think girles told those kind of jokes. Frank
 

pat-tekker-cat

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I might know more than ya'll think! :-[ :icon_scratch:
 

K*E*L*L*Y

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Dano Sverige said:
I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but i can still fit into your ex wife! .....I didn't just say that, you're imagining it, honest! :laughing9: :-X

now a days... its called... "throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
****and i'll use your disclaimer*** :) thanks darling! :) happy friday!
 

Dano Sverige

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I'm getting tired of insinuations that i have a small ding-a-ling! >:( You wouldn't like it as a wart on the end of your nose Kelly!! >:( (J/k hun :laughing9: )

I never called her "tapioca" mate. I always called her "sleep EZ"..on account of her always having a mattress strapped to her back in case she met somebody she knew! :laughing9:

Packer mate....sorry! :laughing9: (why do i keep getting blindsided by sneaky kids being around here lately?)
 

RGINN

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This whole thing had me rolling on the floor too. My ex-wife's name was 'Plaintiff'.
 

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