The nothing in paticular site ???

I know you Jose -

Broads first - then they serve the tea and the coffee, right?

The mule can get you everything else.


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You know that story, right Jose? Priorities have to be set. Picture this" It's the French Foreign Legion - a new commander is assigned to the post. When he arrives there, he takes a tour of the post, which is located in a very remote desert area in Mexico. (somewhere near Tayopa during the days of Maximillian)

After touring the whole post, he asks the Sargent what the men use for recreation. The Sargent takes him around back, and shows him a mule. The Sargent says "The men usually use the mule, sir" The new commander is shocked - but figures - these guys spend months at a time with no women, and he shouldn't judge them.

After a few, lonely months at the post, the commander starts thinking about that mule. He calls the Sargent, and asks the Sargent to get the mule ready for him. The Sargent holds the mule for the commander, and the commander proceeds.

After the deed is done, the commander is pulling up his drawers, and says to the Sargent "Well, Sargent, is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sargent says, slowly - Well, sir, the men usually saddle her up and ride her into town".




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B
 

Geeze Beth I don't get it, will Oro or peerless please explain it to me?

But I am a bit curious, has Oro been coming in late and tired recently ?

I hear rumors that he has been seen near my gal friend, wth his reputation, sheehs, I simply won't allow that. Check to see if he has a picture of her hidden in his desk.

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

HAY now ::) ;D :D :icon_jokercolor:

Q - Why do the horses in Wyoming run so fast?

A - Because they know what happens to the sheep!

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Merry Christmas to you all!
Oroblanco
 

RDT, I know you are jelous, but its not mine or Oros fault that santa bought you a ram instead of a ewe.
 

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Geez peerless is that why -------------- :o :o :'( :'( :-[ :-[ sniff, I hate being so secluded and unworldly, I thought----- EWE, yuck, sigh...

but he does look cute with Beth's shoes etc no?

Don Jose d eLa Macha (el secluded Saint)
 

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