Things that make you go hmmmm?

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[Kray Gelder]

Good one!!! Ha!

 

[BLK HOLE]

Beautiful!

 

[Coinucopia]

Looks like our bathroom when our daughter was a teenager.

 

[TommyB]

You just need to counter that with "You left the toilet seat DOWN" Why does she think she's better than YOU?

 

[A2coins]

That's my Daughters bathroom that stuff ain't cheap plus don't go out in the sun you'll melt like a wax candle try going somewhere it takes them hours to get ready I'm up and out in 5 mins I all ready look good lol

 

[Coinucopia]

That's my Daughters bathroom that stuff ain't cheap plus don't go out in the sun you'll melt like a wax candle try going somewhere it takes them hours to get ready I'm up and out in 5 mins I all ready look good lol

How many times have you went in there and found a hot curling iron still on just waiting to burn the house down? I have, more times than I care to remember. Don't get me started about bathroom candles either.

 

[RustyRelics]

I find that nothing is more different on this green earth than Male and Female. Republicans and Democrats too, but let's narrow this down a bit.

Average Male get ready for work schedule:

1. Wake up

2. Get shower (if necessary)

3. Shave (if necessary)

4. Get dressed.

5. Leave. Total time 10-15 minutes give or take.

Average Female get ready for work schedule.


1. Wake up.

2. Meditate

3. Yoga

4. Eat breakfast

5. listen to inspirational music on ipod

6. take shower. Looooong shower

7. blow dry hair.

8. Apply moisterizer

9. Get dressed - scratch that, choose something to wear

10. Now get dressed

11. put on 6,000,000 things on face that they think is necessary, but really isn't.

12. Lipstick

13. Fix hair

14. Look at self in mirror

15. Make final adjustments.

16. Ask husband if this dress makes her butt look fat

17. Storm out of room because of stupid remark husband says.

18. More make-up

19. Choose shoes.

20. Leave. Total time - 3 hours, give or take.


But ya gotta love em, lol!

 

[GB1]

number 17 sound like something i would do to my wife one day

 

[Coinucopia]

I find that nothing is more different on this green earth than Male and Female. Republicans and Democrats too, but let's narrow this down a bit.

Average Male get ready for work schedule:

1. Wake up

2. Get shower (if necessary)

3. Shave (if necessary)

4. Get dressed.

5. Leave. Total time 10-15 minutes give or take.

Average Female get ready for work schedule.


1. Wake up.

2. Meditate

3. Yoga

4. Eat breakfast

5. listen to inspirational music on ipod

6. take shower. Looooong shower

7. blow dry hair.

8. Apply moisterizer

9. Get dressed - scratch that, choose something to wear

10. Now get dressed

11. put on 6,000,000 things on face that they think is necessary, but really isn't.

12. Lipstick

13. Fix hair

14. Look at self in mirror

15. Make final adjustments.

16. Ask husband if this dress makes her butt look fat

17. Storm out of room because of stupid remark husband says.

18. More make-up

19. Choose shoes.

20. Leave. Total time - 3 hours, give or take.


But ya gotta love em, lol!

You should see the routine my wife goes through when we are planning to just go to Walmart to grab something real quick. Think about that for a moment. Walmart.

 

[RustyRelics]

number 17 sound like something i would do to my wife one day

Prolly' why I'll be a happy single guy, lol!

 

[A2coins]

How many times have you went in there and found a hot curling iron still on just waiting to burn the house down? I have, more times than I care to remember. Don't get me started about bathroom candles either.

Thats hillarious my plug in the bathroom the fuse got tripped I havent fixed it yet. Take the to the mall they go in the dressing room with 1 shirt what can they possibly be doing in there for 30 minutes They do the insense candle I stopped that real quick I gotta sleep at night lol

 

[RustyRelics]

Don't get me started on them "essential oils". We have so much of that being used today, I am surprised the world hasn't caught on fire yet.

 

[holepuncher]

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When the wife says you left the toilet seat up remind her that marriage is a 50/50 Proposition. You had to raise the toilet seat so for her half she can lower it.

 

[boogeyman]

That's my Daughters bathroom that stuff ain't cheap plus don't go out in the sun you'll melt like a wax candle try going somewhere it takes them hours to get ready I'm up and out in 5 mins I all ready look good lol

Same here! Usually goes Her "You going dressed like that?" me "You don't like how I look?" "OK I'll fix two problems! Turn around, now you don't have to see me. Oh look! There's the door let's go!"

 

[boogeyman]

How many times have you went in there and found a hot curling iron still on just waiting to burn the house down? I have, more times than I care to remember. Don't get me started about bathroom candles either.

If you look around the electrical supply houses, they have outlets with a little disk hidden by the faceplate to adjust how long the recpt. is on. They're a little pricy but cheaper than rebuilding after the fire.