Walk Naked In America Day

[Goodyguy]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !
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*Intended for entertainment purposes only, not meant to be taken seriously.

 

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[Mighty AP]

*Intended for entertainment purposes only, not meant to be taken seriously.
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...........now you tell me! ​

 

[truckinbutch]

Addin that caveat ruined my prospects for next Satiddy afternoon

 

[sniffer]

dang it, and I already was cooling down a case, I was going to make it an all day thing

 

[AKiwi]

Sh_t! Had to cancel the plane ticket over

 

[stefen]

Sh_t! Had to cancel the plane ticket over

Just order 2 tits for Pittsburg

 

[spartacus53]

I live in a nudist colony so we don't have that problem Ohhh, by the way, it's not a pretty sight around here here either, self included