Youve just been hired as Marketing Director

[treasurejack]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Fish Kite Detectors - Our ad won't fly, but our detectors sure can stink

LMAO!

 

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[treasurejack]

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Fish Kite Detectors: We've Flopped Right Into A Dead Market

 

[treasurejack]

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Indiana Detectors: We've got such little history here we don't even know if they work?
Hoosier Detectors: Hey, with a mascot name like "Hoosiers" what did you expect?
Indiana Hoosier Detectors: Yank us from the earth, fill the hole with water!
God I love this state!

 

[nhbenz]

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Geico Detectors - Models include the Caveman and the Neanderthal. So easy even their namesakes can use them.

Oh sure, how about "so easy even a therapist could use it!?"

 

[nhbenz]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

How about "so easy, even an archie can use it".

 

[TreasureTales]

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Fish Kite Detectors: We've Flopped Right Into A Dead Market

ROFL I fell for that one hook, line and sinker.

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

How about "so easy, even an archie can use it".

LMAO

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Treasure Net Detectors - "Backed by the smartest treasure hunters on the web"

Pete Rose Detectors - "Don't GAMBLE on anything else"

Richard Nixon Detectors - "We have the lowest price detector on the market because we're not CROOKs"

Confucius Detectors - Confucius say, "Study the past if you would find the future"

Ben Franklin Detectors - "The only detector with a built in alarm clock - remember, early to bed and early to rise . . . ."

Oprah Winfrey Detectors - "Your wife will love it"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Procrastinator's Detectors - We'll come up with an ad slogan tomorrow.

eHarmony Detectors - 29 compatability questions before we match you with a detector

PistolPacker Detectors - Is that a PistolPacker in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?

Tampax Compact Detectors - Up Tight & Out of Sight

 

[Big Diggin]

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Jimmy Walker Detectors - "They're DY-NO-MITE!!"

Rubix Cube Detectors - "They're confusing as hell - but fun to play with"

Wheaties Detectors - "Detectors of Champions"

Energizer Detectors - "It keeps going and going . . . "

 

[konnon6]

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fort knox detectors-we'll help you find the gold
us marine detectors-when it has to be done over nite
army- detectors find all that you can be
air force - just a few good finds

 

[Huntin' 59er]

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George Washington Detectors: "No lying, we're the best !"
Flip-Flop Detectors: "A free John Kerry poster with each order"
Heinz Detectors: "57 varieties to choose from"
Louis Armstrong Detectors: "The King of Swing!"
Infinity Detectors: "There's no limit to what you can find!"
Nana40 Detectors: "Guaranteed to find bullets!"
Martin Luther King Detectors: "Best results when used with no descrimination!"
John Roberts Detectors: "The Supreme Machine!"

Huntin' 59er

 

[TreasureTales]

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Supreme Court Detectors - The Final Word in Detector Decisions

White House Detectors - Surge Ahead

Garbage Company Detectors - Dump Your Old Detector

Cavalry Detector Company - Our Detectors Lead the Charge in New Technology

 

[BIG61AL]

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Top Notch Detecters - You want the best then buy the best - TOP NOTCH!

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

TT,

I don't know what you do in your life - but you are REALLY GOOD at this!!!!!!!!!!!!

B

Thank you very much, ma'am - tipping hat. I'm a story teller by avocation. These little word games are very fun for me. Me likey. Try it, you'll like it, too.

 

[TreasureTales]

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Gypsyheart and Geico Detectors Merge - forming Gypco. The new slogan - So easy even your seeing eye dog can use it.

 

[stoney56]

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Marine Corp Metal Detector: The Ooh-rah of Moola

Cops Metal Detector Co.: What ya gonna do when they come for you

 

[Big Diggin]

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Enzyte Detectors - "Look how it makes Bob rise to the challenge of Treasure Hunting"

Volkswagen Detectors - "Detectorists wanted"

Remington Detectors - "I liked them so much, I bought the company"

John Deere Detectors - "Because nothing runs like a Deere"

Packerbacker & Treasure Tales merge to form Packer Tales Detectors - "Very popular in Tightsqueeze, Virginia"

 

[TreasureTales]

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King of Swing and Packerbacker detectors merge to form SwingBack - the detector for the undecided.

Stealth Detector Company - Now You See It, Now You Don't.

Bill Gates Detectors - The Detector for Those Who Are So Rich They Don't Need to Find Treasure (makes a nice doorstop, though)

Ginzu Detectors - get a second one free if you order now.

 

[TreasureTales]

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Hypothetical Detectors - Let's say you bought one of our detectors, what if....

Cleopatra Detectors - Asp me about my detector

Flat Tire Detectors - Never be caught without a spare

Bean Detectors - Gas It Up and Go

Hypnotist Detectors - You're getting dowsy

Everest Detectors - The Pinnacle of Quality