Youve just been hired as Marketing Director

[TreasureTales]

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Baby Chicken Detectors - We make them Cheep!

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ROFL that's a GREAT one Mrs.O Keep 'em coming. This is a great thread.

Turtle Detectors - Slow but steady

Hare Detectors - There's Treasure to be Found, Hop to it!

 

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[treasurejack]

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I.R.S. Detectors: New Built In Memory Chip Keeps Track Of Your Finds!
National Forest Detectors: Thanks For Your Financial Support But You Can't MD Here!
Archaeological Society Detectors: Now With No Sounds At All!

 

[TreasureTales]

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IRS Detectors manufactured at the headquarters of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.

Harpoon Detectors - We Never Stick it to You.

Cryonics Detectors - Guaranteed to Come Back to Life When Heated

Lucky Strike Detectors - When We're Smokin', You're Croakin' (but don't worry - see previous detector)

 

[Big Diggin]

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Mafia Detectors - "Buy one or yal end up wearing concrete slippers at the bottom of the ocean"

Political Detectors - "A great detector - you can trust us. Would we lie to you?"

Russian Detectors - "Comes equipped with a Vodka bottle holder"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Russian Detectors - "Comes equipped with a Vodka bottle holder"

LOL, I'll take a dozen. If you throw in the Vodka, too.

 

[Big Diggin]

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Riddle Detectors - "Betcha can't figure it out"

Joke Detectors - "We'll have you laughin' all the way to the bank"

Puzzle Detectors - "Looks great after you put it together"

Clone Detectors - "2 for the price of 1"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Devil Detectors - Hell Yes, We're The Hottest Detectors on the Market Today!

Angel Detectors - Our Detectors are Heavenly

Windstorm Detectors - Blow Away Your Competition

Big Nose Detectors - Sniffing out treasure for over 100 years

 

[Big Diggin]

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Don King Detectors - "Made only in America"

Waynes World Detectors - "Light weight and easy to SCHWING"

Walter Cronkite Detectors - "You'll love our product and that's the way it is"

Siskel & Ebert Detectors - "We're confident that you'll give our detector two thumbs up"

 

[TreasureTales]

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King of Swing, I you win this game hands down - Congrats. I have run out of ideas. Maybe tomorrow I will have some new ones, but for now I bow to your superior skills. Keep your coil to the soil and swing slow my friend.

 

[Big Diggin]

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Finally - someone bows to the King.

Oh hell, who am I kidding. I too am runnin on empty. I'll try again tomorrow as well.

Take care. . . .til we meet again.

 

[treasurejack]

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Tazer Detectors: "You'll Be Shocked By Their Performance!"

Blondy Detectors:

 

[TreasureTales]

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Superman Detectors - faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to bypass pulltabs in a single swing.

Lone Ranger Detectors - Hi Ho SILVER!!!!! (which reminds me, what did the Lone Ranger say to the hooker when he met her again - hi ho.)

Window Glass Detectors - Don't be a pane, buy our detectors. (What did the empathetic window washer say to the customer? I feel your pane.)

OK OK, enough with the corny jokes already, back to the slogans and puns.


Astronaut detectors - out of this world performance

I think I'm starting to repeat myself, or maybe plagarize slogans. If so, I'm truly sorry.

Kangaroo Detectors - Jump on these before they're all gone. Each detector comes with a built-in trash pouch.

Wall Street Detectors - Stock up today

Cornstalk headphones Company - Easy on the ears

 

[stoney56]

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Goldilocks Detectors-They're Just Right

 

[Big Diggin]

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Hip-Hop Detectors - " Fo rizzle, it shizzle is the shiznet " Interpreted " For real, it sure is the sh-t"

Yo Mama Detectors - " Yo Mama so poor. . burglars broke into her house and left money "
" Yo Mama so old. . .she can remember when the Grand Canyon was a ditch "

Survivor Detectors - " Buy from us, the tribe has spoken "

 

[BuckleBoy]

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Answering Machine Detectors - leave your message after our beep.

Mona Lisa Detectors - Hot dog bun not included.

Kindafoundabuckle Detectors - We'll help all your friends find sword belt plates.

Rusted Ferrous Detectors - We'll see who's laughin when the price of iron goes up!

Giraffe Detectors - Neck and neck with the competition.

Dowsing Brand Detectors - We can't prove whether they work or not.

Diabetic Detectors - Now these are some SWEET machines!

Field Cleaned Silver Detectors - We scratch the coins before you even dig 'em up.

Enzyme Male Enhancement Detectors - This is Jim. This is Jim's wife admiring his 12 inch searchcoil.

1320 Detectors - Kidney stone catcher included.

Stand-offish Detectors - We upped our depth. Now up yours!



And now for a non-politically correct one:

KKK Detectors - Our discrimination can't be beat!

 

[Huntin' 59er]

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Dynamite Detectors: "Talk about GREAT depth!"
Jacques Cousteau Detectors: "You can't fathom the depth our machine
gets!"
Hurricane Detectors: "We blow our competition out of the water!"
Las Vegas Detectors: "Odds are you can't beat our detectors!"
Vegetarian Detectors: "No bull, we're the best!"

Huntin' 59er

 

[Big Diggin]

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Trix Detectors - "Silly rabbit, trix are for kids"

Rice Krispie Detectors - "We're adding beep to snap, crackle & pop"

Frosted Flakes Detectors - "They're Great!"

Raisin Bran Detectors - "Our detector comes with 2 scoops"

Lucky Charms Detectors - "They're always after me Lucky Charms"

 

[BuckleBoy]

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Dick Cheney Detectors - Shotgun not included.

Britney Spears Detectors - An excellent machine for hunting on BALD earth!

George Dubya Detectors - I'm the detectioner. I do the detections. And there's a coin down there somewhere.

Lawrence Welk Detectors - They've got a great BEEP, and you can dance to them!

Mel Gibson Detectors - 100% Non-Kosher. Pork tenderloin sandwich free with purchase.

Little Orphan Annie Detectors - A tough, durable machine for your hard-knock life.
Little Orphan Annie Detectors - The sun will come out tomorrow for your hunt.

Eminem Detectors - Your detector hates you too.

J Lo Detectors - Baby got control box.

Charlie Brown Detectors - Good Grief! Another Pull Tab??!!

 

[Huntin' 59er]

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Pepe Le Pew Detectors: "You'll never get skunked using our detectors!"
Playboy Brand Detectors: "Our machines are turn on and go!"

Huntin' 59er

 

[nhbenz]

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Beatles Brand Coils (or BBC, as listed in the English stock exchange)
Here's their jingle (to the tune of "Baby you can drive my car")

Baby you can swing my coil
You won't be diggin' foil
Baby you can swing my coil
And baby I love you!

Beep-beep m' beep-beep yeah!