When I was a toddler, my dad was mowing the lawn and I was inside and heard the phone ring. You know back in the day when all you had was a landline and you stopped everything you were doing to get the phone? My dad didn't even shut the mower down and made that dash for the phone as it could be anyone on the other line? No answering machine days it was. I was pretty little and I thought I'd like to just once put my hands on a running lawn mower, but knew I'd be in trouble and told no, no, no, no don't touch that. Then my infant brain came up with a brilliant idea. What if I just pe'd on that running lawn mower. Believe you me I found out what happens when the stream hit the spark plug of a running mower that day and have never forgot what what it felt like. I'll bet I was like five years old at the time and it amazes me at how long I've retained that memory of over half a century now.