10 Bad Things to Say to Cops

[stefen]

10 That uniform makes your ass look really big.

9 I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.

8 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7 Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?

6 I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

5 Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

4 A 9mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum!

3 Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

2 Here- hold my beer so I can reach my license.

1 Aren't you that guy from the village people?

 

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[jeff of pa]

LOL

My favorite was

"But Ossifer, How drunk you Call me there ?"

But only when your Sober, & know him

 

[Michigan Badger]

They also like it when you say "I can't afford a ticket; I don't make big money like you guys!"

GOOD post! Funny!

My son is a state trooper and I hear lots from him.

One day he pulled this guy over for weaving all over the road. The guy was having a heck of a time reaching his wallet because he was balancing two plastic cups full of pee between his legs.

They do run into some interesting things out there.

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[aa battery]

i dont need no stinken badge

 

[GunFarce]

My Favorite Cartoon!!

 

[Jeffro]

But Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

 

[jeff of pa]

1. "Officer, did anyone find the Body in the park yet ?"


2. "Officer, If you find Drugs in my Car, They arn't Mine."

3. "This isn't Drugs, I'm just happy to see ya"

 

[jeff of pa]

or

Officer there is a dead body in the park.

And then take him to see it.

then say, I buried it here.

and be talking about the dead mole you found while detecting.

 

[PBK]

A very drunk patron at a raided Arkansas honkytonk tried to hide in an old car rusting away on cinderblocks out back. When the police found him, he looked up from the steering wheel and said, "What's the problem? I'm just passing through!"

 

[nhbenz]

Never use the quote from the movie Babe: "That'll do pig."

 

[diggummup]

I couldn't do that if I was straight!

 

[EDDE]

11. Heres my keys go park it for me .OH,heres a buck.................

 

[surfrat96]

Shouldn't you be at Dunkin Donuts?

HH 8) surfrat

 

[diggummup]

They really hate it when you call 'em "dude",especially if it's one of those "hormone imbalanced" female type officers!

 

[GunFarce]

Your Eyes are red! Have you been drinking?
No Officer! Your eyes look glazed! Have you been eatiing donuts?

 

[Jeffro]

Bad Cop! No Donut!

 

[stefen]

Your Eyes are red! Have you been drinking?
No Officer! Your eyes look glazed! Have you been eatiing donuts?

Your not by any chance related to the Baron?

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