$250 annual tax incentive for people with mustaches

[jeff of pa]

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- It's time that mustached Americans got in on the stimulus money. At least that's the proposal being pushed by tax policy professor John Yeutter and the St. Louis-based American Mustache Institute.

On the eve of the deadline to file income tax returns, the professor and the AMI are pushing for a $250 annual tax incentive for people with mustaches. The funds would be used for mustache grooming supplies.


The AMI said the stimulus money could be used not only for trimming instruments but for wax, combs and mirrors.

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I don't know about that . . . can you imagine the "sexual discrimination" lawsuits resulting from this one?

Even worse, I know some women whose mustaches are thicker than min (thank goodness for "Nair")