3 Year Old Boy Taking a Bath...

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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.
 
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?

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The mothers of a little boy and a little girl decide to put both kids in the bath together to save time. The kids are splashing and having fun. Suddenly the little girl points between the boys legs and says (in baby talk) "What's that?" the boy tells her he doesn't know. Next she asks what it does. He responds "nothing except get my pants wet so mom gets upset with me." Next she askes him if she can hold it. With that the boy jumps out of the tub and yells "Heck no!!!!!! You've already gone and broken yours off!!!!!!!!!"
 

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