5 things every woman wants to hear

[vibes]

According to e-harmony.com:



1>>> "I Love You."

2>>>"You're Right."

3>>>"You're Perfect for Me."

4>>>"I Do"

5>>>"You're Hired."

http://advice.eharmony.com/article/5-things-every-woman-wants-to-hear.html?cid=23600&aid=704

I'd replace "you're beautiful" for "You're hired"

 

[K*E*L*L*Y]

do people really take relationship advice from e-harmony? ....thats a huge problem!
isnt that the site where you need to PAY money to find someone? LOL

 

[vibes]

I dunno...it was on MSN.com...or Google Mail/entertainment.

I had to look...like driving by what looks like a nasty accident..I slowed WAYYYY down ...

 

[Lowbatts]

I always seem to make them happy by saying, "No, I'm not talking about THAT..."

Must be the charmer in me.

 

[vibes]

I always seem to make them happy by saying, "No, I'm not talking about THAT..."

Must be the charmer in me.

you talk too much.

 

[ivan salis]

what females like to hear *in this exact order ---- ( guy translation )

1 . your beautiful --------------(iI think your hot)
2. your perfect for me -------(I want you)
3. I love you--------------------(please go to bed with me)
4. I do --------------------------( you now own me)
5 . your right ------------------(yes dear-- yes dear --yes dear)

 

[MD Dog]

Hmmm My wifes top five after 25 years of marriage are :

1.) Ok it's fixed !
2.) Ok, I'll pay for that !
3.) You're right ! Again !
4.) Nope you look thinner than ever !
5.) Yes Dear !

 

[savant365]

all my ex wife wanted to hear was

1. Cash
2. Checkbook
3. Mastercard
4. Visa
5. Discover

 

[trikikiwi]

Fun Thread

After 36 years together,
I figured, I know My Wife sufficient to write the first 3

Of course, being a mere man, I had to ask My Wife's Opinion for the balance.

1) Is there anything else you would like for Dinner, before I get on with the dishes?
2) I'll rub your back, as soon as I finish the ironing.
3) Don't you dare get out of bed until I've done ALL the housework!
4) I so look forward to all your Family staying.
5) I have got all the Lotto numbers - and the Powerball.

Mike

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

Reminds me of the "who is boss in our house" test.

When you go to bed, and you get up to shut off the bedroom light for the night - look back on the bed - that's the boss!



B

 

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

"""ORO""" give me your secret please !!!

Don Jose de La Mancha

 

[K*E*L*L*Y]

I dunno...it was on MSN.com...or Google Mail/entertainment.

I had to look...like driving by what looks like a nasty accident..I slowed WAYYYY down ...

tori you make me laugh!

what females like to hear *in this exact order ---- ( guy translation )

1 . your beautiful --------------(iI think your hot)
2. your perfect for me -------(I want you)
3. I love you--------------------(please go to bed with me)
4. I do --------------------------( you now own me)
5 . your right ------------------(yes dear-- yes dear --yes dear)

AND THIS IS DEAD ON FOR SURE!

 

[Lowbatts]

Reminds me of the "who is boss in our house" test.

When you go to bed, and you get up to shut off the bedroom light for the night - look back on the bed - that's the boss!



B

When she goes to bed, and I go to couch, it's all resolved. She did let me sleep in the bed yesterday, after I finished dinner and the dishes of course. The cat wakes me up and tells me it's time to go downstairs, when she's ready to go bed.

She's got the cat trained too.

 

[BuckleBoy]

Hmmmm...


My woman says you've all got it wrong. According to her, it is:

1. Privy Digging

2. Metal Detecting

3. Bottle Hunting

4. Cleaning Finds

5. Let's Sleep In

 

[savant365]

Hmmmm...


My woman says you've all got it wrong. According to her, it is:

1. Privy Digging

2. Metal Detecting

3. Bottle Hunting

4. Cleaning Finds

5. Let's Sleep In

BB, has she got a sister

 

[BuckleBoy]

Hmmmm...


My woman says you've all got it wrong. According to her, it is:

1. Privy Digging

2. Metal Detecting

3. Bottle Hunting

4. Cleaning Finds

5. Let's Sleep In

BB, has she got a sister

No, but she's got a brother. You still interested? :P

 

[savant365]

Hmmmm...


My woman says you've all got it wrong. According to her, it is:

1. Privy Digging

2. Metal Detecting

3. Bottle Hunting

4. Cleaning Finds

5. Let's Sleep In

BB, has she got a sister

No, but she's got a brother. You still interested? :P

Sorry but I am a firm believer in the old saying "God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve"

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

That's great, Buckleboy.

Uh, as long as the "privy digging" isn't the privy you have to be using for yourself

(yahoo, indoor plumbing! - didn't have that when I was a younger person)

But, someone has to cook - BEFORE the privy digging.


B


PS: I DO love it when I hear "let's take the day off and......" go detecting, or prospecting, or panning, or bottle digging, or looking for new places to hit...............

 

[K*E*L*L*Y]

i love you T!!!
thank you!

 

[Montana Jim]

Do women also wanna hear about their "look down my bikini top" picture?