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A blonde had decided that she was going to show her husband that blondes weren't as dumb as some people thought. She had decided to paint two bedrooms while he was at work. She had gone and gotten the paint and was ready when he left for work. Later that evening about 6:00, he arrived home. When he opened the door he automatically caught the smell of fresh paint. Walking through the house looking for his wife, he made his way into one of the bedrooms. There she layed in a pile of sweat, wrapped in two coats, a leather one with a parka over top of it. He said, "what are you doing?" She asid,"I painted two bedrooms." He said, "that nice, but why are you wearing two coats?' She said."duh, I read the instructions and it said to get better coverage, put on two coats." rockhound
