A greeting card......... Not for the faint hearted.

[Gypsy Heart]

A greeting card for the season! Not for the faint hearted. J

http://www.greetingcards.com/pickup?ID=A222-A256-JK3H-YCR

 

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[TheSleeper]

NOw that was scary

 

[RON (PA)]

That really scared me. Hope it is not a sign of things to come.

 

[Gypsy Heart]

A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and
begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while
he picks it up, and a really angry genie emerges.

She says "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, I am going to grant only 1".

He thinks a minute and says - "OK, I want to wake up with 3
women in my bed".

She says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.

Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding
and Hilary Clinton.
He has no manhood, a broken leg, and no
health insurance!

 

[TheSleeper]

Next morning the genie finds herself and her bottle permenantly mounted in a mechanical paint shaker.


OPPS my bust sorry gypsy i missed the part where u said it was a she genie.

 

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[Jeffro]

Oy vey-

 

[fossis]

Very funny Gypsy, Fossis....................

 

[WV Hillbilly]

Scares the $&*^ out of me too .

 

[Nitro 54]

ROTFLMAO Now that is the scariest thing I've ever saw.