A long story in short.....

[GopherDaGold]

..the hurricane in Missouri was getting worse so I had to re-route myself through...

 

[spartacus53]

Iowa, and not too far from where that dam collapsed. While trying to avoid the rising water, I....

 

[ivan salis]

peanuts

 

[shaun7]

can I eat it, but

 

[shaun7]

the lumps on the side and ate the rest with some

 

[shaun7]

the lumps on the side and ate the rest with some

figs and plum pudding. It was going great until I lifted my spoon to take a bite and there was a

very small person waving his arms at me in anger.

 

[BigDan]

..."is this Heaven?" I said, "No, this is Iowa." And Tom Thumb replied, "It smells like.......

 

[spartacus53]

because donkey poo doesn't smell like roses either, rather much worse. It was fun stopping in Iowa, but I still have to reach

 

[shaun7]

to fill the kettle up

 

[vibes]

But, but ,but...what happened to the guy with the "elephant Ears" tattooed to each side of his very upper thighs surrounding the "trunk"?

 

[BigDan]

...pretty colors in his mind dancing about among stars and ponies, Spartacus woke up from his magic mushroom dream still hearing the voice of Tom thumb, smelling the elephant, seeing metal signs swirling in hurricanes........"Was that real?", he thought....when SUDDENLY

 

[spartacus53]

is it? Why it's none other than the Verizon man, here to shut off my phone for non payment

THE END

 

[Mental Granny]

And here I thought the storm was going to blow you into Oklahoma to see whom there was out detecting....

 

[spartacus53]

Too bad it never got that far, I think it got a bit side tracked along the way. It could have made an interesting story just getting into and out of normal situations.