DeepseekerADS
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3 bulls on the farm overhear the farmer talking about bringing in another bull.
The largest says "Half these cows are mine, and I'm not sharing!"
The next bull says "Most of the rest are mine, and I'm not giving any up!"
The smallest bull says "I've only got 2, and no way I'm giving those up!.
Just then a truck pulls up. The trailer is bouncing, about to turn over. A roar comes out of the trailer as the back gate is kicked off it's hinges. Out jumps the largest, meanest, baddest bull any of them has ever seen!
First bull - "Perhaps I should be neighborly and share a few cows"
Second bull - "Yes, that would be the best thing for barnyard life."
The third bull jumps the fence, paws the ground, and bellows at the new bull!
"What the hell are you doing!" they yell.
"I just want him to know I'm a bull!!!"
The largest says "Half these cows are mine, and I'm not sharing!"
The next bull says "Most of the rest are mine, and I'm not giving any up!"
The smallest bull says "I've only got 2, and no way I'm giving those up!.
Just then a truck pulls up. The trailer is bouncing, about to turn over. A roar comes out of the trailer as the back gate is kicked off it's hinges. Out jumps the largest, meanest, baddest bull any of them has ever seen!
First bull - "Perhaps I should be neighborly and share a few cows"
Second bull - "Yes, that would be the best thing for barnyard life."
The third bull jumps the fence, paws the ground, and bellows at the new bull!
"What the hell are you doing!" they yell.
"I just want him to know I'm a bull!!!"
