Ray S S
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This guy's wife asks, "Honey, If I died, would you remarry?"
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."
She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"
He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I am not going
to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"
And he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for itand it is going to last a long time so
I guess she would."
So then she says, "If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and she slept in our bed, would she also
use my new set of golf clubs?"
To which he quickly replys, "Oh, no, she is left handed."
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."
She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"
He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I am not going
to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
So she asks, "If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"
And he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for itand it is going to last a long time so
I guess she would."
So then she says, "If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and she slept in our bed, would she also
use my new set of golf clubs?"
To which he quickly replys, "Oh, no, she is left handed."