accidentally shot his wife while trying to hit a fox

[jeff of pa]

MORRISTON, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a Levy County man accidentally shot his wife while trying to hit a fox that had attacked her. The couple told deputies they had spotted an animal in their yard Friday morning and went outside to see what it was

The fox bit the woman on the left leg and wouldn't let go, so she told her husband to get a gun.

I Bet she regrets that.

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[Digginman]

When I was married, I never had that option.

DM

 

[stefen]

Foxes are our friends

 

[Bowler Man]

Uhh....fox......riiiiight. I was trying to shoot a fox and it....ummmm...moved and I hit my wife....ummmm...accidentally! then the fox ran away. Yeah...that was it!

 

[boogeyman]

I just wanna know where all the foxes were when I needed to be rid of the EX?

Can never find a fox when you need one!

 

[stefen]

Maybe thats why some men have an EX is because they were out looking for a fox

 

[truckinbutch]

Maybe thats why some men have an EX is because they were out looking for a fox

BOYHOWDY!!! You curry that dog you think you got at the house a little bit and it will slink right up into being a fox.
Keep the home fire burning.

 

[boogeyman]

I'd rather pet the kitty

Whooooooop did I say that?!?!

 

[stefen]

I'd rather pet the kitty

Whooooooop did I say that?!?!

Easy boy!

Breath into a paper bag until your under control

 

[boogeyman]

Whew whew whew been breathin in the bag for an hour, popped the bag & almost had a heart attack, the asthmas kickin up my visions blurry. But I don't think I'm under control! Guess some of us just can't be saved

 

[stefen]