Advice to older men

[spartacus53]

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.

He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I’d try the ATM in the lobby"

 

[sniffer]

I'm getting closer and closer to that everyday.

 

[stefen]

You only sniffing now instead of trolling?

 

[aa battery]

I'm getting closer and closer to that everyday.

there here

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I’d try the ATM in the lobby"

Spart, I didn't know you worked out with Charlie Sheen! LOL!

Some folks, ain't gonna ever have enough "ATM", imo.
As some things, can not be bought and sold.