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One day, God looks down and REALLY doesn't like what he sees going on in the Middle East.
He waves his hand and, POOOF! There, all together in a group, is Mullah Omar (Taliban), Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush.
God asks Osama first, "What would you most like as a wish?"
Osama quickly replies, "I want ALL the Americans out of Afghanistan!"
God says, "Done!" All the Americans are gone from the country.
God now asks Mullah Omar, " What would your biggest wish be?"
Omar answers, " Build a 100 foot high wall around my country!"
God says, "Done!" There is now a 100 foot tall, solid rock wall around completely encircling Afghanistan.
God now asks George Bush, "What would your biggest wish be?"
GWB says without hesitating, "Fill it up with water!"
Mike
He waves his hand and, POOOF! There, all together in a group, is Mullah Omar (Taliban), Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush.
God asks Osama first, "What would you most like as a wish?"
Osama quickly replies, "I want ALL the Americans out of Afghanistan!"
God says, "Done!" All the Americans are gone from the country.
God now asks Mullah Omar, " What would your biggest wish be?"
Omar answers, " Build a 100 foot high wall around my country!"
God says, "Done!" There is now a 100 foot tall, solid rock wall around completely encircling Afghanistan.
God now asks George Bush, "What would your biggest wish be?"
GWB says without hesitating, "Fill it up with water!"
Mike
