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An Albanian, an Arab, and a Liverpool Lass are in the same bar.
When the Albanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces
He says, 'In Albania, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer(cos he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Liverpool Lass, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Albanian and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In England we have so many illegal immigrants that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Liverpool !!
When the Albanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces
He says, 'In Albania, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer(cos he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Liverpool Lass, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Albanian and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In England we have so many illegal immigrants that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Liverpool !!
That's a nice one but don't know about the audience 
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