And, finally, why Im up all night.

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And, finally, why I'm up all night.

My wife's back went out. I should feel bad for her. But when it left, it took any help around the house. It took a decent meal unless I cook it. And it took the bed. Actually, it left the bed...but made it a warzone. If I lay down, I get pelted repeatedly with rights, lefts, as she turns about restlessly in a state of half-sleep. Once, she head butted me.

The cats come in to lay down. I watch as she rapidly turns and flings them several feet in the air! The cats took the couch, there is no room for me.

Yet, I do feel bad for her. And, her back will return. I just have to quit imagining these honest but imperfect thoughts of revenge. Restless leg syndrome to the thigh? Nightmare of ninjas and self defense elbow drop?

My wife's back went out, it's been three days. I'm going in there...I'm taking a cat. If I gotta go, the cat goes with me.
 

Re: And, finally, why I'm up all night.

I feel for you, but can't reach ;D I really do have a solution for this as I went through the same thing when I was married. It is simple and 100% effective and reliable, and has proven the test of time.

Duct Tape :laughing9:
 

Re: And, finally, why I'm up all night.

spartacus53 said:
I feel for you, but can't reach ;D I really do have a solution for this as I went through the same thing when I was married. It is simple and 100% effective and reliable, and has proven the test of time.

Duct Tape :laughing9:

A 3 day stay at the Holiday Inn? Hot tub, continental breakfasts, room service, bed all to yourself. :icon_thumleft:
 

Re: And, finally, why I'm up all night.

Well thats why they say for better or for worse. Your poor wife is in pain and you are feeling sorry for yourself. Suck it up. Have a drink and park your buttocks on the couch till she gets better. And a nice present for the love of your life would'nt hurt either.
 

Re: And, finally, why I'm up all night.

lincha said:
Well thats why they say for better or for worse. Your poor wife is in pain and you are feeling sorry for yourself. Suck it up. Have a drink and park your buttocks on the couch till she gets better. And a nice present for the love of your life would'nt hurt either.

Oh, I'm just complaining on here...I be takin' good care of her. I have to, she's the brains behind the research in my treasure hunting.
 

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