And Thats the Way It Was . . .

[stefen]

And That's the Way It Was . . .

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful
morning...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.

He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my

porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He

looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my

porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen

and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this

with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear

who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put

everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch

the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter

tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and

grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm

only going to say this once:

'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'

 

[shaun7]

Re: And That's the Way It Was . . .

 

[aa battery]

Re: And That's the Way It Was . . .

sir your out of control

 

[stefen]

Re: And That's the Way It Was . . .

Hey friend, where ya been hiding?

You OK?

 

[aa battery]

Re: And That's the Way It Was . . .

Hey friend, where ya been hiding?

You OK?

i be ok just going thru sum stuff