Anybody Ever Have Crabs This Big

[Tiredman]

These Philippine Crabs might be a record!

 

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[Holyground]

Never that big, but I have had them in mass quantities.

 

[against the wind]

No pictures??

 

[Oddjob]

No pictures??

Glad Im not the only one.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I think we should be warned if Holyground does post pics. Unless we are talking about the source.

 

[Tiredman]

I think we should be warned if Holyground does post pics. Unless we are talking about the source.

That might be worse.

 

[BigWaveDave]

Crabs that can be seen are better than the ones that you can’t see.

 

[Holyground]

I think we should be warned if Holyground does post pics. Unless we are talking about the source.

Naw, I wouldn't do that. I just can't shame ya'll like that.

 

[Holyground]

One of my buddies that was a Marine told me about those crabs. They were way out in the middle of the ocean and got orders to assualt a beach on a relativly deserted island. They were all standing on the beach next to the jungle when these huge, and from the way he explained, they were monsters, crabs started showing up to see what was going on and looking for food. They beat a few of them to death, striking between their antenni type eyes then ripped of the pinchers for the cook on the ship to prepare. Just about then, this big ass monkey comes strutting out on the beach like it was King of the Pacific. one of the Marines started taunting this monkey and the monkey taunted him right back. All the other marines told him he better cool it but he was having too much fun so he got closer, and closer all the while making funny monkey sounds. All of a sudden, the monkey lunged, grabbed this Marine and proceed to absolutley, without mercy, whoop his ass into a bloody pulp, before anyone could even react. They shot that monkey and had to life flight the Marine back to the ship. You don't mess with them monkeys.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

One of my buddies that was a Marine told me about those crabs. They were way out in the middle of the ocean and got orders to assualt a beach on a relativly deserted island. They were all standing on the beach next to the jungle when these huge, and from the way he explained, they were monsters, crabs started showing up to see what was going on and looking for food. They beat a few of them to death, striking between their antenni type eyes then ripped of the pinchers for the cook on the ship to prepare. Just about then, this big ass monkey comes strutting out on the beach like it was King of the Pacific. one of the Marines started taunting this monkey and the monkey taunted him right back. All the other marines told him he better cool it but he was having too much fun so he got closer, and closer all the while making funny monkey sounds. All of a sudden, the monkey lunged, grabbed this Marine and proceed to absolutley, without mercy, whoop his ass into a bloody pulp, before anyone could even react. They shot that monkey and had to life flight the Marine back to the ship. You don't mess with them monkeys.

I laughed even though it probably wasn't fun for that marine.
Wonder if the other monkeys on that island would be interested in military careers.

 

[Red James Cash]

The monkeys just might make better politicians,they would make more sense anyway.

 

[Holyground]

I laughed even though it probably wasn't fun for that marine.
Wonder if the other monkeys on that island would be interested in military careers.

Washington is already full of monkeys...and crabs.

 

[Red James Cash]

That's an insult to the monkeys and crabs.