Are you a cowboy?

[Mighty AP]

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

 

[aa battery]

yooooou hooooo buckaroooo

 

[Goodyguy]

I guess that makes me a lesbian too.

 

[truckinbutch]

Leave room on that list for me too

 

[stefen]

Never met anybody from Lesbia

 

[Cheeko]

pretty good

 

[Jeffro]

I have a confession to make- I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body....

 

[Cynangyl]

rofl seems there are a lot of lesbians around here....can't add me to the list though!

 

[Ray S S]

Funny