Arrr Mateys!

[wesfrye53]

'Appy Talk Like A Pirate Day you scurvy deck scrubbin, rum chugg'n, treasure seek'n,land lubbers.

I, alas, will not be able to join the crew 'till my work here is done... this eve I hope to sail with Capt'n Monalicious and what crew there may be assembled... since I can only talk like a pirate on my time off.

Wes - you pie cook'n lubber... it filled my chest with hearty laughter when thou said: " ... swashy boots up inta your cracks".

Aye Jimmy Boy. Me knows of no true and tested matey that wears dem thingys dey calls "panties" so it be's only boots that be availble to do the job.

Shiver me timbers! The First mate Gypsy Wench has walked the gangway to takes her place longside Capn Monalicious! Tis fair winds that be a blowin oer our travels!

Arrrr......

 

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[Gypsy Heart]

Well,if'n ye brought me here to an empty ship I'll have ye head Cookie Wes....Now wheres my mateys....and me pies....and me captain?

 

[wesfrye53]

From the looks of Ye Gypsy Wench, methinks ya needs to be ahelpin me in the galley wit me pies . We'll be a needin to lock the door sos as to not be disturbed whiles we be a workin..............

I'll be a tachin a notice on the Galley door that the pies need not be disturbed for a whiles!

 

[wesfrye53]

Arrrrr.......
Gypsy Wench... methinks me fate be decided. Looks like an empty ship, she is and me 'magination is atellin me that this be's me fate.:



before ye gets me head on the block I has but one thing fer me to be a' sayin.....

Parlay......Parlay.....Parlay!

As ye knows, ye must honor the Parlay!

 

[Mona Lisa]

Whew, I be heres at laaast, Cooky Wesley. Since you've ben busy in the galley with that fire-headed wench "makin' pies", I had to escape myself. I struck a deal with that saucy wench Sinangyl. I traded that good-fer-nuttin' scoundrel, Baldyboy, my dainty keeper, for arrrrr freedom. He kept loosin' my underthings.

Anyways......who among you treasure hunters will join my ship. I be needin' a crew strong, and witty, and able to speak endless piratese. We set sail soon and we's be searchin' for that nasty lunker, Buckleybuoy. I heard he's ben diggin' up my treasures in Virginny.

Who is strong harrrrrrted enough to join my crew?

 

[wesfrye53]

Avast Me mateys. Tis a sad day fer meself, Capn Monalicious, First Mate Gypsy Wench and all the other fine lads and lassies that lined up to sail in quest o' treasure and to loot and pillage many tradin vessel.

as the the tide came and started a leavin' we finally raised the mansil but...Arrr... me pies weer teched by the devil hisself and we all cume down wit a curse that caused us to sails right into the shallow reefs.

Ye can sees fer yerselves the calamity that fell upon us.



Only time itself will bes a guiding our thoughts as to whether we can bes a crew again and sails the mighty seas in serach of booty.


Arrrrrr,.......

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I'll be joining you for sure Captn Liscious....as soon as someone comes down to the galley and unlocks me out of this stinking keetchen where Cookie Wes has locked me up since thees morning...You better be running ye scurvey dog because when me matey Mona sets me free its yur arse be hanging from the mast....

 

[wesfrye53]

Capn Monalicious, as ye can sees fer yerself, yer ship has headed fer the locker o' Davey Jones. Ifn ye's willin to give me a second chance, and ye can comandeer anuther vessel, I'd be proud to be a sailin' wit ye.....

But only ifin ye stands tween me and the Gypsy Wench...she be not takin to kindly to my humble intentions.......

 

[wesfrye53]

Capn' Licious, i'd be awillin to take some of me tainted pies to the saucy Sinangyl and her captive Baldyboy in retribution for a' holdin ye captive ifn it'll get me a back into yer favors.............

 

[BuckleBoy]

Aaaaarrrrrr! Me EARS be Ringin.


Mona I've gotten more BOOTY than you could ever be dreamin of!





-Buck

 

[Mona Lisa]

I think the ship sunk, Buckles.

 

[wesfrye53]

AAAARRRrrrrrrrrrr...........................................