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Bad, Naughty, Ugly Female Bank Manager: In was defeated‏

Darth Walker

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My Force Powers did not help me to deal with a Bank Manager this time.


Probably this Female Bank Manager was a Jedi Master Yoda’s Grand, Grand Daughter.


I went to a Bank and asked for Half's. The tellers says, “ I have a lot of rolls like $400 worth”. I say I want to buy them all.


Other noise teller says, “ you cannot exchange currency for a non customer's. I say, well I have all my development loans here and accounts through partnerships.
and I authorized my general partners to do the transactions. They called the manager and I say the same about all the loans and account I have through Partnerships. Off course a lie but it has worked great in the pass. So the manager does not buy it a keep asking If I was a signor on the accounts.


I complain that I was going to call the CEO of the bank who I supposedly know. The Clad Head Jedi Master Female Bank Manager does not change her position.


I even said I was going to open a personal account there and the Clad Brain Managers says, “ well, if you open an account are you going to keep it open”. She goes futher and says, " We close your account here because you were re depositing the 50 cents pieces". I am thinking How can she possible remember since that incident happened 2 years ago.


So even with all my Dark Lord Skills and Confidence this Clad Head Bank Manager daughter of Yoda defeats me.


I tried to open an account on line when I came back but the system was unavailable. I hope all was dump clad. Today is the 23rd and I do not feel to go back for the rolls by opening an account.


It is Christmas and I will let it go.


After the season I will take revenge.


One thing for sure. Santa is not going to get this Naughty Bank Manager anything. Plus I hope a bag of half's hits her head.

Darth Walker
 
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My bet is it's a "dump"
Hang in there. Silver will come your way.
rileyboy
 
I have one of those yodi b-t-ch in my town. She must have a sister? :argue:
 
Sounds like a real man hater to me :dontknow:
 
A good long light saber she needs to satisfy her eternal lust for universal JediMasters, mmm.

Give it to her you must.
 
Gilmore Happy said:
A good long light saber she needs to satisfy her eternal lust for universal JediMasters, mmm.

Give it to her you must.
Now I know why they call you HAPPY! :whip2:
 
There's a reason why Ugly Female Bank Managers are hard to deal with and are cranky all the time. Wonder why? LOL
 
Haha...Darth, your post made me laugh!

Great writing/humor.

But I am sorry to hear of your dark force experience....
 
Your name and SSN remains in their computer system for many many years. I closed one account in 2001 due to relocation and in 2008 I relocated again into this bank's coverage. When I requested to reopen my account the banker was able to see my history with them on his computer.
 
About 2 weeks ago I went to "my" bank stinking chase.
I asked for a half a dollar coins - they have about 50 of them - I said I would like to buy them all.
The fat b.... started checking every one of them :dontknow: after she was done she asked me to pay and I said no thank you and walk away,
 
My Force Powers did not help me to deal with a Bank Manager this time.


LOL go back mon and open a acct with 25.00 on tues go back and get the 400.00 of halfs. Maybe daddy claws was good to her and youll get the money.. Merry Christmas.
 

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