Ray S S
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THE ART OF SNIFFING.....Humans liked to be sniffed-Everywhere. It
is your duty, as the family dog, to accommodate them.
DINING ETTIQUETTE.....Always sit under the table at dinner, especially
when there are guests, so you can clean up any food thatfalls on the
floor. It's also a good time to practice your sniffing.
HOUSEBREAKING.....Housebreaking is very important to humans, so
break as much of the house as possible.
COUCHES.....It is perfectly permissible to lie on the new couch
after all your humans have gone to bed.
GOING FOR WALKS.....'Rules Of The Road'..When out for a walk with
your master or mistress, never go to the bathroom on your own lawn.
PLAYING.....If you should loose your footing while chasing a ball
or stick, use the flower bed to absorb your fall so you don't
injure yourself.
CHASING CATS.....When chasing cats, make sure you never quite catch
them; it spoils the fun.
CHEWING.....Make a contribution to the fashion industry. Eat a
shoe
is your duty, as the family dog, to accommodate them.
DINING ETTIQUETTE.....Always sit under the table at dinner, especially
when there are guests, so you can clean up any food thatfalls on the
floor. It's also a good time to practice your sniffing.
HOUSEBREAKING.....Housebreaking is very important to humans, so
break as much of the house as possible.
COUCHES.....It is perfectly permissible to lie on the new couch
after all your humans have gone to bed.
GOING FOR WALKS.....'Rules Of The Road'..When out for a walk with
your master or mistress, never go to the bathroom on your own lawn.
PLAYING.....If you should loose your footing while chasing a ball
or stick, use the flower bed to absorb your fall so you don't
injure yourself.
CHASING CATS.....When chasing cats, make sure you never quite catch
them; it spoils the fun.
CHEWING.....Make a contribution to the fashion industry. Eat a
shoe
