A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Chicago Bears Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bear fans too. Not really knowing what a Bears fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Johnny has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Bears fan" he reports. "Then" asks the teacher, "what are you"? "I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he is a Colts fan? "Well, my Dad and Mom are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan too" he responds. "Thats no reason," the teacher says. "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Johnny smiles and says
"A Bears fan"
"A Bears fan"
