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>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY. As you may already know, it is a
>sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that
>he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time
>all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
>help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
>hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to
>position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they
>are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women
>other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since
>Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
>further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government
>appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
>participation in this antiterrorist activity. God bless America. It is
>your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that
>he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time
>all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to
>help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
>hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to
>position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they
>are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women
>other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since
>Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
>further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government
>appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
>participation in this antiterrorist activity. God bless America. It is
>your patriotic duty to pass this on.