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A Texan and a Mexican strike up a conversation in a bar...
" What do you do for a living ? " Asked the Mexican .
" I own a ranch . " Replied the Texan..
" No chit ! " the Mexican exclaimed . " Me too. How big is your spread ? "
" Well son ," the Texan began to brag: " I don't rightly know.. I gets in my truck and drive and drive, the sun comes up , the sun goes down , and I am on my ranch still..."
Oh si` sir ," the Mexican shook his head knowingly, "I once had a truck like that too "
" What do you do for a living ? " Asked the Mexican .
" I own a ranch . " Replied the Texan..
" No chit ! " the Mexican exclaimed . " Me too. How big is your spread ? "
" Well son ," the Texan began to brag: " I don't rightly know.. I gets in my truck and drive and drive, the sun comes up , the sun goes down , and I am on my ranch still..."
Oh si` sir ," the Mexican shook his head knowingly, "I once had a truck like that too "