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The other day I was at the tavern where an attractive lady across the bar was celebrating her birthday. My drinking buddy next to me asked me how old she was. I told him I'd find out.
I went over and says to her "I can tell when a woman was born by the shape of her breasts, and since you look like you have nothing to be ashamed of, why don't you show them to me?" I dont know if she was more flattered or doubtful, but she lifted up her shirt and flashed me, then said "So, when was I born?
I said " Yesterday".

I went over and says to her "I can tell when a woman was born by the shape of her breasts, and since you look like you have nothing to be ashamed of, why don't you show them to me?" I dont know if she was more flattered or doubtful, but she lifted up her shirt and flashed me, then said "So, when was I born?
I said " Yesterday".

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