truckinbutch
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was mediocre at his preferred sport , poker playing . Some nights he cleaned the house and other nights he came home flat cleaned out . Made no difference to his shrew of a wife . Win , lose , or draw ; it was nag nag nag , btch btch btch when Bob left of an evening and when he returned late at night . Last evening was no exception . Bob headed out the door just after supper for the evening game . The screeching of the shrew echoed in his ears as the front door closed .
Unexpectedly , Bob came back through the door about 9 . Hat in hand and a hangdog look , he announced ,"Honey , you got to pack your clothes and go down and live with the fellas at the bar . The raise came to me on the biggest pot I have ever been in and I was tapped out . I put you up for stakes and then lost ."
The screeches and vilification were nonstop as she gathered her bag and headed for the door . Her last words , as the door swung shut behind her ,were ,"I certainly hope you are ashamed of yourself for what you have done !
SLAM!!!!"
Bob scratched his head and smirked . "Yep,"he mused ,"that was a pretty low trick to play on those boys ; foldin 4 Aces like that ."
Unexpectedly , Bob came back through the door about 9 . Hat in hand and a hangdog look , he announced ,"Honey , you got to pack your clothes and go down and live with the fellas at the bar . The raise came to me on the biggest pot I have ever been in and I was tapped out . I put you up for stakes and then lost ."
The screeches and vilification were nonstop as she gathered her bag and headed for the door . Her last words , as the door swung shut behind her ,were ,"I certainly hope you are ashamed of yourself for what you have done !
SLAM!!!!"
Bob scratched his head and smirked . "Yep,"he mused ,"that was a pretty low trick to play on those boys ; foldin 4 Aces like that ."
