Bumper sticker sayings

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1 Make yourself at home ! clean my kitchen.
2 Don't bother me. I'me living happily ever after.
3 This isn't an office. It's Hell with flourescent lighting.
4 I started out with nothing, & still have most of it left.
5 I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6 If I throw a stick, will you leave.
7 You ! Off my planet.
8 I like cats too . lets exchange recipes.
9 Ambivivant? Well yes & no.
10 Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
11 Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
12 I'me trying to imagine you with a personality.
13 Stress is when you wake up screaming, & you haven't been asleep
14 Don't worry, I forgot your name too.
15 Adults are just kids who owe money.
16 Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
17 Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
18 If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
19 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I wanted a paycheck.
20 Well , this day was a total waste of makeup.
(and one I had on my truck for several years)
' I hate bumper stickers', I saw several drivers in my
mirror, nudge their passenger, point, & laugh.

Fossis................
 

#4 is my favorite! AMEN.
--Mel

borninok
 

A few years back I saw a several licence plates frames of some local teens...

"Life is a Garden Of Roses...Watch out for the pricks"

"Hi Ho, Hi Ho Off To Daddy I Go"
 

borninok said:
#4 is my favorite! AMEN.
--Mel

borninok

The story of my life, ???

Fossis...........
 

stefen said:
A few years back I saw a several licence plates frames of some local teens...

"Life is a Garden Of Roses...Watch out for the pricks"

"Hi Ho, Hi Ho Off To Daddy I Go"

Good ones,
I saw another one that said;
(The gene pool needs more chlorine) ;D

Fossis..............
 

it takes 1835 bolts and screws to put a car together...and one nut to scatter it all over the roadway.

i'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

Help i've become the person my mother always warned me about.
 

DirtyHowi said:
it takes 1835 bolts and screws to put a car together...and one nut to scatter it all over the roadway.

i'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

Help i've become the person my mother always warned me about.


Good ones,

Fossis............
 

:) :) :) i like 7 :) :) :)

then there's .......
Welcome to NH......................now go home!
 

Ashleen said:
:) :) :) i like 7 :) :) :)

then there's .......
Welcome to NH......................now go home!

Short & to the point. :P

Fossis...........
 

Politically incorrect ones...

-I'm cold natured...global warming works for me!

-Nuke the unborn gay baby whales
 

The paranoids are out to get me
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.
Got kleptomania? Take something for it.
HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF
I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I THINK YOU LEFT THE STOVE ON
Remember, half the people you know are below average
my ex wife's car is a broom
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Rehab Is for Quitters
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my butt and I can't!!
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Honk if the kids fall out.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
You are driving a car not a phone booth!
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Help wanted: Telepath ... you know where to apply.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

DANGLANGLEY
 

Way back in the old days, when I was a teen driver, I had 2 on my 64 Malibu SS. 1 on each side of the rear license plate. The one on the left said "Beware: Teenaged Driver!! " and the one on the right side said " Keep Your Distance!!!" :)
 

A sticker on a very large Motor home

I don't pay rent,
Idon't mow grass!
I feed this hungry monster gass!

OD
 

A local one
Galveston Island 32 miles long 2 miles wide
134 bars and 21 liquor stores
Need we say More.

I hope this helps you all understand me a little better

Bobby
 

DANGLANGLEY said:
The paranoids are out to get me
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.
Got kleptomania? Take something for it.
HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF
I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I THINK YOU LEFT THE STOVE ON
Remember, half the people you know are below average
my ex wife's car is a broom
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Rehab Is for Quitters
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my butt and I can't!!
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Honk if the kids fall out.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
You are driving a car not a phone booth!
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Help wanted: Telepath ... you know where to apply.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

DANGLANGLEY

Good ones, I like(I fought the lawn), the story
of my summer. :'(

Fossis...........
 

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