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BUTTERCUPS & GOLF BALLS
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back
in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.All
of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of
fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of yourlife!'
Then POOF!, she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Glen,
where are you?'
Glen yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'
Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Glen; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... DON'T SWING!'
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back
in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.All
of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of
fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of yourlife!'
Then POOF!, she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Glen,
where are you?'
Glen yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'
Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Glen; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.... DON'T SWING!'
