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Cajun Raffle
Da Cajun, his name Jean Paul, moved to Arkansas and bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100. Da farmer agreed to deliver da donkey da next day.
Da next day, dat farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news...the donkey died just last night."
"Well, den, just give my money back yeah."
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."
"OK, den. Just unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"
"Well dats where you wrong. You watch you learn how we Cajuns so smart!"
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."!
Da Cajun, his name Jean Paul, moved to Arkansas and bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100. Da farmer agreed to deliver da donkey da next day.
Da next day, dat farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news...the donkey died just last night."
"Well, den, just give my money back yeah."
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."
"OK, den. Just unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"
"Well dats where you wrong. You watch you learn how we Cajuns so smart!"
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."!
