Doomsday! Looks like we're all screwed. I'm still skeptical, but thanks for the post. Gary
Healthy skepticism is a good thing Gary. However, when faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary of what one wants to believe, the head must finally accept what the heart does not want to believe. Spreading misinformation or issuing outright denials without providing evidence to the contrary, misconstruing data to confuse an issue, and ignoring evidence are not only disheartening and counter-productive, but frankly, dangerous. The climate is warming and we are currently losing species and biodiversity at rates not seen in human history. Those are facts. Many want to turn these problems into political issues but these are not conservative vs. liberal issues, they are human issues. We have all benefitted from commercial agriculture and the burning of fossil fuels and so we have all contributed to the unintended problems caused by those activities. Therefore, we should all be working together on the solutions to those problems and the political aspects can be argued elsewhere.
Doomsday? You may scoff and make light of the situation, but that is what many ecosystems are experiencing. Some of my colleagues believe that the Great Barrier Reef and other reefs around the world are already doomed and that it’s just a matter of time before they are completely destoryed. Personally, I don’t see the humor in the degradation of ecosystems. It breaks my heart because I’ve been snorkeling and I have seen the beauty of a coral reef. I’ve always wanted to see the Great Barrier Reef and my family and I may not get a chance. Personally, I’m not professing doomsday just yet, although we are either at, or very near the tipping point and I feel that we will not curb our fossil fuel use quickly enough to avoid serious consequences to many ecosystems. That is what the models are showing. The time has come to seriously consider geoengineering techniques while continuing to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels and consumption of natural resources.
Through geoengineering, we can fairly easily bring atmospheric temperatures back down to pre-industrial levels. Some have suggested injecting sulfur into the atmosphere, which should work, but that sulfur would return as acid rain, killing forests and further reducing the pH of the oceans, so, obviously not the best idea. Fertilizing the oceans to increase algal growth is not my favorite idea either. What I’d like to see is what I call the “C. Montgomery Burns Plan to Mitigate Anthropogenic Climate Change” or CMBPMACC for short. You may think that this is a joke, but I assure that I am serious. I came up with this idea in the 1990s, after watching the 2-part “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” episodes of The Simpsons and I still cannot see any real drawbacks, so I implore everyone who reads this to suggest this idea to any decision-makers or influential folks when discussing any climate issues.
In the 2-part "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episodes of The Simpsons, ol' Monty builds a giant umbrella over the town of Springfield to cast the town into perpetual darkness so that the residents of Springfield would need to use more electricity for heating and lighting their homes and businesses. Electricity which was, of course, generated by his beloved nuclear plant (Exxxcellent), so increased demand would increase his profits. The CMBPMACC adopts Mr. Burns' idea of shading the earth, but spins it for beneficial purposes, rather than nefarious.
The CMBPMACC calls for the creation of multiple sets of modular panels that would function essentially like a bunch of Venetian blinds orbiting the earth. These panels would include many panels that are simply mylar (or other space-suitable reflective material), and some panels that are photovoltaic which would serve as the electricity source to power motors which would open and close the blinds as needed. There would be many and they would simply orbit the earth. My suggestion is that the panels would be closed when over the ocean, and open when over my precious garden plants or any other land mass, so as to not reduce the amount of photosynthetically active radiation reaching my tomatoes, jalapenos, zucchinis, and such. The result would be the reflection of a small amount of solar energy back into space which would reduce the amount energy absorbed by the atmosphere and the earth's surface, so that we could control the temperature reasonably well, so as to combat "global warming". Open and close the blinds as necessary and if there are unexpected, negative consequences that cannot be tolerated, simply push them into the stratosphere and watch them burn up. I'm not smart enough to calculate the surface area of reflectivity needed to bring the temperature down to pre-industrial levels, or where the Venetian blinds should be placed in orbit, but I'm sure that the High-Q teams at NASA and NOAA can figure that out.
I realize that this plan does not do anything for the ever-increasing concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere and ocean acidification, therefore, I urge that we continue to reduce our dependence on fossils fuels and consumption of natural resources and we should plant more trees to uptake carbon in their tissues. We may also need to use algae and kelp farms to sequester some carbon from the oceans.
Now I realize that many will think that I’m crazy, that I’m joking, or that the CMBPMACC is impossible or just ridiculous, but I assure you that I am entirely serious. On February 6, 2018, SpaceX launched Falcon Heavy and Elon Musk sent his personal automobile into the asteroid belt while playing David Bowie on a loop and then landed two rockets in a vertical orientation simultaneously. If people can do that, we can put some Venetian blinds into orbit or find other, probably better ways to solve the climate crisis.
If you didn’t see the Falcon Heavy event, below is a link to the video that still brings tears of joy to my eyes every time I watch it. It’s only 2 minutes long and there are longer versions out there but you should really take 2 minutes to watch it and turn the volume up!!! It is inspirational watching all of those people working together towards a common goal that was once the stuff of science fiction:
Please advocate for the CMBPMACC however you think best. We can do this!
Kindest regards,
Kantuck