I hope you're not doing the onboard two way radio mod, the mass teleportation device that eliminates digging, the through-ground IR sensor that includes spectrum analysis of buried material or the pop-up screen that is linked to the Hooters and Go-Daddy calendar home pages. All those are mine.
Okay, they're not mine, except for the pop-up screen. Okay, I borrowed that one too.
I am considering mounting a small porcelain piggy bank under the cuff and putting a nickel in it for every pull tab I dig. If I can get enough nickels, I'll be rich in no time. Right after I get econ 101 figured out...