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An American man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an Australian tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The American politely ignored the Aussy, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.
The Aussy snapped his gum and said, 'You Americans eat the whole bread?'
The American frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'
The Aussy blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In Australia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to America .'
The Aussy had a smirk on his face. The American listened in silence.
The Aussy persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the American replied, 'of course.'
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Aussy said, 'we don't. In Australia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to America .
The American then asked, 'Do you have sex in Australia?'
The Aussy smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The American leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
'We throw them away, of course!'
Now it was the American's turn to smile. 'We don't. In the states, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australia. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'
The American politely ignored the Aussy, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.
The Aussy snapped his gum and said, 'You Americans eat the whole bread?'
The American frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'
The Aussy blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In Australia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to America .'
The Aussy had a smirk on his face. The American listened in silence.
The Aussy persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the American replied, 'of course.'
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Aussy said, 'we don't. In Australia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to America .
The American then asked, 'Do you have sex in Australia?'
The Aussy smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The American leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
'We throw them away, of course!'
Now it was the American's turn to smile. 'We don't. In the states, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australia. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'
