spartacus53
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I remember years ago hearing that if you were a bad boy you would get lumps of coal for Christmas. Today I don't think that is such a bad gift considering the skyrocketing costs of other energy. In an open letter to Santa...
Dear Santa,
I know that you are quite busy this time of year, delivering toys to the "good" boys, and girls. With costs rising on your side for feed for the reindeer, toy manufacturing and those silly little elves holding out for better working conditions, compensation and hospitalization; please feel free to dump a few tons of coal by me for distribution to the naughty kids.
Signed,
Naughty Guy
Dear Santa,
I know that you are quite busy this time of year, delivering toys to the "good" boys, and girls. With costs rising on your side for feed for the reindeer, toy manufacturing and those silly little elves holding out for better working conditions, compensation and hospitalization; please feel free to dump a few tons of coal by me for distribution to the naughty kids.
Signed,
Naughty Guy
