Coin Purse Sale

[stefen]

Crafted by Rabbi Eu Cliptus, Moyel Emeritus

 

[poorhunter78]

If yuh rub it, Will it grow into a handbag, or a Suitcase?

 

[stefen]

Actually becomes a suitcase....

There's a model named after the Old Testament israelite character, Sampson...called a Samsonite...

Rabbi Eu Cliptus, Moyel Emeritus, is working on a checkbook that evolves into a suit carrier model...

In a recent interview, Rebbe's ultimate goal is a hankercheif that becomes a car cover...

That will cost a great number of skins...

 

[poorhunter78]

Got a Question. What if Powdered Viagra were sprinkled on, Would that be like miracle grow?

 

[stefen]

 

[stefen]

Now what?

 

[poorhunter78]

rub the Coin purse it grows to a briefcase, Add 1 viagra--- > two man tent turns into a car cover, 2 viagra--- > Car cover turns into a Circuis tent?

 

[stefen]

The doctors's in the Emergency Room asked the man what happened, and he replied, "Well, I took 2 Viagra pills and suddenly my facial skin stretched over my eyes blinding me, and all of the blood rushed from my head, and then I passed out..."

"That's hard to beleive," the doctor replied, "You gotta get aholt of yourself."

"Well, that's what I was doing when I took those darn blue pills."

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[poorhunter78]

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Imagine if it covered a gear shift knob

 

[stefen]

We used to play radio operator on dates...I'd play wid da knobbies and watch the antennae go up...dat whacha mean?

 

[poorhunter78]

Gear shift knob in yo truck, rub it while shifting from 3rd into 4th, poof, Blow up like a side air bag

 

[stefen]

Watcha smokin son?

 

[poorhunter78]

Watcha smokin son?

I had smoked pork over the weekend!!!!!

 

[stefen]

That's treif son...

Besides, I understand it hard to keep lit...

 

[poorhunter78]

Twas hickory smoked by their watch... Only the hickory they cut, Was long beyond hickory... It were petrified to dirt... So pig smokers they Aren't!!!!!!