CONFUCIUS SAY

[bigscoop]

If it feels like poo, smells like poo, and taste like poo.........then Spart probably had something to do with it!

 

[onfire]

Man who lay on inner spring this spring have off spring next spring.

Squirrel lay on rock and crack nut's man lay on crack and rock nut's

Man who loses key to apartment get's no nukey.

 

[Jeffro]

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot

 

[Chug And Red]

"Man who fart in church must sit in own pew!" Red

 

[Glenns5900]

Message in a fortune cookie.......


"You THOUGHT that was chicken?"

 

[savant365]

When man bring wife flowers for no reason, there usually reason.

 

[Gator-Flea]

Ha!!!!!Sir!......You like "sweet & sour" chihuahua "oops" CHICKEN!!

 

[bigscoop]

He who put stocking out for Santa is starting out on the right foot.
He who leave no cookies for Santa is a real crum.
He who shake Christmas presents could end up broke.
And, he who sleep with christmas snow is usually a bed wetter.

Merry Christmas Eve!

 

[poorhunter78]

If it feels like poo, smells like poo, and taste like poo.........then Spart probably had something to do with it!

No Doubt There... I 2nd that..

 

[ivan salis]

be very careful eating at anyplace that has a "poo poo" platter

 

[Deepdiger60]

Pick your Friends nose party cups





CONFUCIUS SAY :
"why you Risten' to me ?
you Rive you own Rife !
I too Busy
Okee-Doke ? "

actually he say

我山藥什麼我山藥

But good luck Figuring that out

I yam what i yam

 

[poorhunter78]

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

[stefen]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,
but you can't wipe your friends on your clothes.

 

[bigscoop]

You can only lead a possum into the light.....once!

 

[poorhunter78]

You can only lead a possum into the light.....once!

What if the light goes out before you get him there?

 

[bigscoop]

You can only lead a possum into the light.....once!

What if the light goes out before you get him there?

It usually ends with a "lights out" event anyway.

 

[poorhunter78]

You can only lead a possum into the light.....once!

What if the light goes out before you get him there?

It usually ends with a "lights out" event anyway.

Is that with a flip of the light switch, Or a clap of the hands...

 

[tncreeker]

Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong

Man who snort coke, get bubbles up his nose

 

[Tubecity]

Confucious say : man with hole in pocket feel kokk-ee all day .

 

[savant365]

Confucious say : man with hole in pocket feel kokk-ee all day .

Explain that so I know whether to put a hole in my pocket or not?