North Dakotan

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Three men were up against a Mexican firing line, a Texan, a Californian, and a North Dakotan. The soldiers match the Texan out in front of the wall and just before they shoot he yells”Tornado!” They all take cover and he jumps over the wall and escaped. Then they march the Californian up to the wall and before they can shoot he yells “Earthquake!” So they all scatter and the Californian jumps over the wall and escaped. Then they march the North Dakotan up to the wall. They all take aim and he yells ”Fire!”