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There was a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi discussing various methods for converting a person to their respective religion.
The discussion got very heated and ended with a challenge of converting a bear in the woods. They were to meet in one week to discuss the results...
The Priest said that he sprinkled his bear with Holy Water and read a few verses from the Bible and the bear was converted...
The Minister said that he beat his tambourine and sang some old down-home hymns and the bear was converted...
The Rabbi, who was looked all mauled and torn up, said the maybe he shouldn't have circumcised the bear in the beginning...
The discussion got very heated and ended with a challenge of converting a bear in the woods. They were to meet in one week to discuss the results...
The Priest said that he sprinkled his bear with Holy Water and read a few verses from the Bible and the bear was converted...
The Minister said that he beat his tambourine and sang some old down-home hymns and the bear was converted...
The Rabbi, who was looked all mauled and torn up, said the maybe he shouldn't have circumcised the bear in the beginning...
