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Collectors Of Old Novelties & Abandoned $pouse $ociety Convention held today!
The starting gun sounded at about 8:00 am and all of the Collectors of old novelties (C.O.O.N.) (formerly known as Treasure Unearthing Relic Diggers (T.U.R.D.)) fired out of the starting gate like a bullet. We immediately lost half of them because they went off chasing the opening gun bullet. I have never seen such a conglomeration of coils flying through the air. There were about 14 injuries right out of the gate. ME stopped because of a faint signal and was rear ended by BB. It was a horrible sight, pink tutu feathers flying everywhere. Shortly after that MG hollered for Stoney to come assist with a hole she was working on and that was the last we saw of either of them, however we were able to recover three automobiles from the hole they started. Tin Nugget found the last key for the prize and was last seen running for his life with about 50 swinging coils hot on the trail. Roz was seen talking with a little green man shortly followed by a blinding flash of light... no more Roz. The once attractive couple, Noodle and her A$$ now seem to both be bald and seen screaming "We will never do this again!". Old Goat was seen gathering firewood and going off into the woods mumbling something about needing more wood for the still. River Rat, Nana, & Roz were seen trying to help each other into their garter when apparently some elastic snapped causing everyones detectors to scream in unison. Craziest thing I have ever seen... looked like synchronized swimming with everyone dropping and digging at once. WSD is still chasing the garters that Roz, Noodle, and Nana where trying to get on. Poor JuanMoreTime (he is about 7'4" (sorry I was told only 6'10.5")) was just walking along listening for that elusive beep when a small aircraft came by and put a nasty gash in the back of his head. Gunsmoke was seen trying to set up his telescope when he pointed it directly at the sun which started a fire and now about 30 people will have to walk home. All and all a bad day for the detectorist.
The Abandoned $pouse $ociety meeting got under way without a hitch however. I was determined that I get rid of... pawn off, the Presidency this year but I walked off for just a minute and VP Dan (Noodle's A$$) came after me to make sure we were there for the vote. While we were gone, apparently the danged ol' meeting was held with elections and all, and it seems we were elected again. Dang we are going to have to establish term limits here. Something is bad wrong with this picture cause we had drafted River Rat's A$$ and the dog never served a single day. He invoked some kind of never before heard of rule about elections held on the second official hunt after the first full moon of the 1st half of the last century was only valid for a day and reverted back to the previous screwee. Dang Dan, we should have noticed that rule. We also were informed that because Monday fall's on Tuesday this coming Wednesday Thursday's meeting will be held on Friday because Saturday and Sunday are holiday's. Therefore no term limits for the next unofficial meeting.
There were many other events worthy of mention but my stomach is aching now and my eyes are burning from crying so long I think we all had a very good time all in all. Sorry if I didn't report on some the injuries but I can only do so much!
The starting gun sounded at about 8:00 am and all of the Collectors of old novelties (C.O.O.N.) (formerly known as Treasure Unearthing Relic Diggers (T.U.R.D.)) fired out of the starting gate like a bullet. We immediately lost half of them because they went off chasing the opening gun bullet. I have never seen such a conglomeration of coils flying through the air. There were about 14 injuries right out of the gate. ME stopped because of a faint signal and was rear ended by BB. It was a horrible sight, pink tutu feathers flying everywhere. Shortly after that MG hollered for Stoney to come assist with a hole she was working on and that was the last we saw of either of them, however we were able to recover three automobiles from the hole they started. Tin Nugget found the last key for the prize and was last seen running for his life with about 50 swinging coils hot on the trail. Roz was seen talking with a little green man shortly followed by a blinding flash of light... no more Roz. The once attractive couple, Noodle and her A$$ now seem to both be bald and seen screaming "We will never do this again!". Old Goat was seen gathering firewood and going off into the woods mumbling something about needing more wood for the still. River Rat, Nana, & Roz were seen trying to help each other into their garter when apparently some elastic snapped causing everyones detectors to scream in unison. Craziest thing I have ever seen... looked like synchronized swimming with everyone dropping and digging at once. WSD is still chasing the garters that Roz, Noodle, and Nana where trying to get on. Poor JuanMoreTime (he is about 7'4" (sorry I was told only 6'10.5")) was just walking along listening for that elusive beep when a small aircraft came by and put a nasty gash in the back of his head. Gunsmoke was seen trying to set up his telescope when he pointed it directly at the sun which started a fire and now about 30 people will have to walk home. All and all a bad day for the detectorist.
The Abandoned $pouse $ociety meeting got under way without a hitch however. I was determined that I get rid of... pawn off, the Presidency this year but I walked off for just a minute and VP Dan (Noodle's A$$) came after me to make sure we were there for the vote. While we were gone, apparently the danged ol' meeting was held with elections and all, and it seems we were elected again. Dang we are going to have to establish term limits here. Something is bad wrong with this picture cause we had drafted River Rat's A$$ and the dog never served a single day. He invoked some kind of never before heard of rule about elections held on the second official hunt after the first full moon of the 1st half of the last century was only valid for a day and reverted back to the previous screwee. Dang Dan, we should have noticed that rule. We also were informed that because Monday fall's on Tuesday this coming Wednesday Thursday's meeting will be held on Friday because Saturday and Sunday are holiday's. Therefore no term limits for the next unofficial meeting.
There were many other events worthy of mention but my stomach is aching now and my eyes are burning from crying so long I think we all had a very good time all in all. Sorry if I didn't report on some the injuries but I can only do so much!
. Hope to get back on in a little while.
