Gypsy Heart
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COUNTRY ROAD
The Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton and her driver were
cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed
in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up
to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed
in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was
holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare,
Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with
lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, the wife gave me the wine and
their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.
The rest happened so fast, I couldn't stop it."
The Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton and her driver were
cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed
in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up
to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed
in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was
holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare,
Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with
lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, the wife gave me the wine and
their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.
The rest happened so fast, I couldn't stop it."
LMAO
happen..... 
