Mighty AP
Silver Member
- Mar 7, 2006
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- Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
I have this cousin Leroy, hillbilly type, but with a lot of horse sense, you know? Seems he was the only one in town who was catchin fish, lots of em when everybody else was strikin out. He was runnin round town braggin how he was the greatest fisherman, realy tickin everbody off! One day he took his boat down to the lake & as he was launchin it the local game warden showed up. He'd heard all the stories & braggin & decided he was gonna find out how ol' Leroy was catchin all these fish. "Leroy, Im comin with you today, I wanna see just how you are doing it!" Leroy abliged & the two left the dock & putted out to the middle of the lake. As soon as the boat stopped Leroy opened a big tin box, pulled out a stick of dynomite, lit the fuse & tossed it into the lake! BOOM! About a dozen lunker catfish floated to the surface. The game warden started screaming "YOU CANT DO THAT DONT YOU KNOW THAT IS ILEGAL AS ALL HELL BOY??" But Leroy had already lit the fuse on a second stick, he handed it to the warden & said "Are you gonna preach about rules & regulations or are you gonna fish??" Leroy didnt get a ticket on this day but it was the first time he was outfished in a very long time! 
