Crazy Fishin Trip........

[poorhunter78]

Dont know if this was already posted or not, If so here goes again........

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed
him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I
grabbed my Quart jar of Shine and poured a little slug in its
mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the pond without
incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good .

 

[bigfish31]

that's funny.

 

[Woodland Detectors]

 

[spartacus53]

Now that is a fishing story I can tell

 

[Gator-Flea]

Good story........

 

[GroundS.KeepeR]

just hope the bass dont eat the snake.. lol

 

[mistergee]

do all fisherman lie? or do all liars fish?

 

[poorhunter78]

Now that is a fishing story I can tell

Use it how you wish sparty,I twisted it just a hair myself.

instead of fishing you need to go into the frog leg business!! LOL taste like chicken.

Better get bigger snakes to get bigger frogs.....

 

[spartacus53]

Now that is a fishing story I can tell

Use it how you wish sparty,I twisted it just a hair myself.

It doesn't need much tweaking, I can tell you that Just like American Idol, I will make a few changes and make it "My Own". I have several stories along those lines, but due to the nature of the subject I can't post them here. Both are long and drawn out and by the time I get to the punchline, I just love watching the expressions on their faces. When you hear one of my stories I am sure to pull you in and get your undivided attention and it will be a few minutes of your life that you can never get back. Funny thing is that even people that know me well are never sure where I am headed, or if in fact I am not "Yanking their chain".

Always keep-em guessing

 

[poorhunter78]

I'd like to here your version myself...Maybe the snake be eatin Whitchety Grubs......