Crazy Laws in your State

[Felinepeachy]

Lots of old laws on the books that are funny. Post some from yours. Here's a few from the lovely state of Kentucky

In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground”.

All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky. ...................( )

 

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[Jeffro]

Here in Oregon-


The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.


It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.


Drivers may not pump their own gas.


It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

Also, it is illegal in this state to sue an insurance company and go into court and say you are suing an insurance company. If you do have to go to court with an insurance company, it must appear as if two individuals are battling it out....

 

[Felinepeachy]

Here in Oregon-


The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.


It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.


Drivers may not pump their own gas.


It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

LOL I see there are some pros and cons to moving there

 

[Red James Cash]

Fascisthusetts,massachusetts

It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.

Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed in 2000)

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes
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Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

Quakers and witches are banned.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.

Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.

Public boxing matches are outlawed.

 

[DigginThePast]

In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

So, more than that is illegal?

 

[Felinepeachy]

In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

So, more than that is illegal?

Well they did have to make a law about it. What's that tell ya?

 

[Jeep]

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.


It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. 


The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. 


When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. 


It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.


You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.


A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. 


It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

Richardson,TX
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. 


It is illegal to do "U Turns". 



 

[Felinepeachy]

Hahahahahahahaha that first one is great

 

[River Rat]

In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

So, more than that is illegal?

 

[Felinepeachy]

LOL Judie

 

[truckinbutch]

Westover , WV :
It is illegal for any person to hoot like an owl within the city limits .

 

[DigginThePast]

CT -
-In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
-It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

Devon CT -
-It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Hartford CT -
-You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
-You may not educate dogs.
-It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

Southington CT -
-Silly string is banned.

Waterbury CT -
-It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!



Beth

 

[DigginThePast]

Missed this one:

New Britain CT -
-It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

 

[spartacus53]

State Laws

You cannot pump your own gas. (It's almost 2012 and you still can't)
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

Note to Red & Jeff - It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

County Laws

*Cresskill, NJ - All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
* I think Peachy wrote this one

Newark, NJ - It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

Manville, NJ - It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Haddon, NJ - Cross-dressing is illegal.
- No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.

 

[River Rat]

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

Leave your friends alligator alone! You could end up in jail for 10 years for kidnapping an alligator.

Don’t steal crawfish! They take their crawfish seriously in the Bayou, this law is strictly governing what happens when you steal crawfish.

 

[Felinepeachy]

*Cresskill, NJ - All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
* I think Peachy wrote this one

Hahahaha not a chance. I am against cats wearing collars of any kind. The birds best mind their backs LOL

 

[Felinepeachy]

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

Leave your friends alligator alone! You could end up in jail for 10 years for kidnapping an alligator.

Don’t steal crawfish! They take their crawfish seriously in the Bayou, this law is strictly governing what happens when you steal crawfish.

LOL Judie. I'm wondering if it's legal to tie an alligator to other things or is it just fire hydrants?

 

[Felinepeachy]

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!



Beth

LOL Makes ya wonder how they would know?

 

[mrs.oroblanco]