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* I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
* When chemists die, they barium.
* Jokes about German Sausage are the wurst.
* A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
* What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
* I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* When chemists die, they barium.
* Jokes about German Sausage are the wurst.
* A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
* What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
* I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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